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How to Avoid Puking in 10 Easy Tips!
Filed Under (Uncategorized) by Devan on 16-01-2009
- Don’t go to School when you feel sick.
- Don’t jump up and down when you feel sick.
- Don’t eat too much even if it’s an “All You Can Eat Buffet”. It doesn’t mean eat all you can and then eat more!
- Don’t stick your finger down your throat. Seriously DO NOT DO IT!
- If you see something gross laying on the side of the road, don’t go near it.
- Don’t try to puke.
- Don’t step in dog poo.
- Eat healthy.
- Don’t jump on a trampoline with a full stomach.
- Breath in and out slowly if feeling sick.
Aren’t those great tips? I think they are!
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January 16th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Devan, you have some seriously good tips here. #7 can be difficult though, I mean no one *wants* to step in dog poo, it just happens, right?!
January 16th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
If you do try your tips and they don’t work then it’s always good too walk around with a bucket taped to your head.
January 16th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Hi Devan
I like your post,I will follow your tips when I am feeling sick or I will have to follow your tips when I am feeling sick!
January 20th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Tip # 11… Don’t read this post if your feeling like your about to throw up.
Just kidding.
Cya.
January 20th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Hi Devan
Some good tips there!
haley
January 20th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
I disagree with rule #3. At an all you can eat buffet you want to get your moneys worth. Plus if the food taste good I won’t be able to stop eating.
January 22nd, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Wow Devan this sure is an interesting post! What in the world gave you the idea to write about how not to puke? #4 is an odd one. If you feel like you are about to throw up, why would you stick your finger down your throat? Get back to me on that one. Visit me at http://anna109.edublogs.org
January 23rd, 2009 at 7:54 am
don’t drink soda before any sport, even several hours before!
February 24th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Hey Devan! Another good one is don’t drink a liter of pop and then have a spinning contest with your friends. it is a very bad idea! Trust me, I know!